This evening The Boy cooked dinner. His first time ever. This is the recipe:
The Boy's Beans on Toast
You will need:
Throw the beans into the pan in a half-arsed manner:
Put the bread into the toaster:
Put the pan of beans onto the stove and stir them while constantly repeating how boring this whole thing is:
Yum! Not long now... Remove the toast from the toaster, remembering that it is hot and throwing it on the floor:
Pick it up with no qualms whatsoever. Lightly butter the toast:
Gently cascade the beans on to the warm toast:
Voila! The best plate of Beans on Toast ever. Fact.
This blog is about bringing up The Boy. He's 12 years old and autistic. It's written by The Dad. It's my words, my view. Other people will think differently and have different opinions. Good.